I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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