I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Randomize
