Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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