There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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