Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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