Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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