i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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