My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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