She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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