I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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