these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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