i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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