We're facebook friends in real life
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I'm both gender and math confused
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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