he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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