3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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