So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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