I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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