Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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