it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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