I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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