I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
