I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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