Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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