He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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