I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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