i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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