Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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