just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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