The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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