Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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