I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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