i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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