Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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