Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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