Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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