1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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