I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
me + whiskey = a bad person
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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