marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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