I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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