i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
