Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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