Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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