Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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