Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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