ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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