yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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