The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
im drinking this country out of the recession.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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