I want to walk on stilts...naked
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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