Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Barsexuality is the new black.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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