Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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